* Rate my "experience"
It seems to be very much the norm to now ask "How was your experience today?" When you buy/book/do something. The Costa machine asked me yesterday. I pulled that "you f***ing WHAT?!" face .
I put a cup in the machine. And then pressed a button. What about it?
Perhaps you were hoping for something like this??-
" I must say, Costa, my experience at one of your machines today was quite something. I nervously placed my cup under those alluring nozzles and gasped as that hot, frothy milk ejaculated into my gaping cup. Some playfully splashed onto the lip. Mmmmmm. Naughty.
After those agonising, final squirts I simply couldn't get it into my mouth quickly enough. And then my trousers exploded. The garage attendant hadn't finished scraping me off the wall before I was looking forward to my next one! Five stars!!!!"
Better????
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